monobeartheater:

"you wanted a coke right? Oh a pepsi?? No man we don’t have any pepsi im gunna get you a coke"

monobeartheater:

"you wanted a coke right? Oh a pepsi?? No man we don’t have any pepsi im gunna get you a coke"

(Source: zay4ik, via discolemonadecx)

Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay

Step Mom: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
Me: Uh, that's nice.
Step Mom: What, you don't think he's cute?
Dad: She's Gay Tammy.
(Awkward Silence)
Step-Mom: Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
Me: Excu-
Dad: Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.
(Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
Me: You said Pussy like 5 times . . .
Dad: 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.

ilovemybones:

California Skateparks’ Snake Run

A return to skateboarding’s roots through innovative design and construction at Camp Woodward

(Source: coolhunting.com)

I wanna unfollow this chick because all she posts is anime but she’s really fucking cute so idk.

Summer I painted, a scene, that lit the stars for me, Said, “I can erase it for you dear.” That summer created, those words, that came to life in three, They were denied by you. Summer I laid down, below, the glitter adorned night, And silently sparkled, my own way. Summer I laid down, by you, and shared my frail light, You gave the dark to me. I looked inside, (I) To find, (Wanted) The one I sent away. (To insinuate) I nearly froze, when I stepped inside, (I) To find, (Remain) The flowers turned to Grey. (I self mutilate) I closed my eyes, and kissed them one last time. Summer a morning, so pale, alone when they found me, As I remained sleeping, I heard them say, “This summer created, a boy, of abject misery.” He was designed by you. (He was designed by you) I looked inside, (I) To find, (Wanted) The one I sent away. (To insinuate) I nearly froze, when I stepped inside, (I) To find, (Remain) The flowers turned to Grey. (And self mutilate) I closed my eyes, and kissed them.. So like a lost child, I will hide. And like lost lie, I will find. Find a way to return to the ones who made me, Cover your eyes and we’ll die together. Will you fly for me, Will you fly for me, Or will you die with me? Will you cry for me, Will you cry for me, Or will you die with me? Will you cry for me, (I’ve been a lonely one) Will you fly for me, (I’ve had this whole world) Or will you die with me? (Drained from me) Will you cry for me, (Am I the only one) Will you fly for me, (I’ve had this world) Or will you die with me? (Drained from me, drained from me.) Summer I painted, a scene, that lit the stars for me, Said, “I can erase it for you dear.”

Now The World

Mad Max: Fury Road Official Comic-Con Trailer (2014)

(Source: tell-me-another-horror-story, via tell-me-another-horror-story)

outerspacecake:

how do I live knowing this lamp exists and I don’t have it

outerspacecake:

how do I live knowing this lamp exists and I don’t have it

(via chris-is-lame-4l)

aussiegingerguy:

Bahahaha! 😂 you’s all have to read this!

aussiegingerguy:

Bahahaha! 😂 you’s all have to read this!